Fight milk is the First Alcoholic, Dairy-Based Protein Drink. Fight Milk is made by bodyguards(and Charlie), and gives you the power and energy of a crow. Using our specially formulated Crowtein, Fight Milk helps build muscle mass and endurance. Find Fight Milk at your local gym or convenience store today!
Fight Milk's Patented Alcoholic Formula combines the benefits of both energy drinks and protein drinks, helping you to bodyguard better
Learn MoreNo added sugar or caffeine guarentees hours of non-stop Crow Attention and bodyguarding energy
Learn MoreFight Milk strengthens bones, builds muscle, burns fat, and exercises your liver, making you invincible*!
Learn MoreFight Milk's brand new crow's egg formula ensures massive muscle-building potential, allowing you to grow big and strong, like a crow.
Learn MoreThis half-gallon of fight milk will provide limitless power for your whole bodyguarding shift
Order Now!Our signature gallon of fight milk will give you the energy of a crow for a whole 24 hours!
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